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Original Stop Asking Why I’m Crazy I Don’t Ask Why You’re So Stupid Shirt

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Asked their advice and took a lot of the intensity out of the atmosphere, and it didn’t feel scary at the time but we got out of there as quickly as we casually could and I definitely felt the weight of how badly that could have gone wrong later in life.The next train I got on, the driver looked at me funny. At one point on the route I was the only passenger aboard. The driver asked if I was lost and then explained to me that I was in the most dangerous neighborhood in the city, at dusk, and as a white guy, lucky I didn't get mugged or killed. Buy it:  Original Stop Asking Why I’m Crazy I Don’t Ask Why You’re So Stupid Shirt

Pretty In A World Full Of Be A Navy Kayleigh Signature Shirt

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Very young, bumming around Hawaii with another young girl friend, went down a remote road and hiked passed a blockade onto a trail because it looked beautiful and we liked to explore, ran into a group of men back there and looking back, it was such a sketch situation. The vibe/tension when we encountered them was intense, 2 young women, 3 big men, all alone in a remote area. Thankfully my friend was smart and before they could make up their minds about how they wanted to handle the situation she acted like we were all best friends who had known each other forever, struck up casual conversation. Buy it:  Pretty In A World Full Of Be A Navy Kayleigh Signature Shirt

Awesome Flamingo Christmas Ornament Tree Xmas Mom Dad Gift Shirt

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A couple of years ago at the shooting range. Normal day, I was firing my M1 Garand, no problem, probably went through 10 or 12 clips (80 to 96 rounds) that day. When I went home and took the rifle to clean it, I noticed a crack in the bolt, I took it apart and the bolt cracked in two in my hand, if I fired one or two more rounds, the whole thing could explode next to my face. Bus/Railfan here. I took a day trip to a major city a few hours away and wanted to ride the 1930s era trolleys still in daily service on one line. Riding a full loop wasn't allowed, so I got off at the second to last stop and walked the last mile to the next station for a return train. Buy it:  Awesome Flamingo Christmas Ornament Tree Xmas Mom Dad Gift Shirt

Nice Blessed To Be Called Grandma Summer Shirt

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All I did was slightly open and quickly close the bathroom door from the inside again because left my stuff on the counter. This was during my practicums at a Jr High School - but it was a Catholic school and I was a visible Muslim, wearing a hijab. They interrogated and threatened me. Only after making me cry and interrogating me to the point that I was demanding they call the other guy in the office with me, they said they believed me and it was a big "misunderstanding". Buy it:  Nice Blessed To Be Called Grandma Summer Shirt

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My Great uncle was in Deuce and a half driving in vietnam. He would sit on top of his big belt so that if he hit a mine his balls wouldn't come off. Well anyways His truck broke down in the jungle so the guy behind him went up at the front of the convoy, He was really angry that this happened to him until about 2 hours later he found out that the truck who replaced him at the front hit a mine and killed both drivers and two other guys. If he hadn't broke down he would've died. Buy it:  Good Baseball Or Bows Gender Reveal Party Shirt

Perfect Christmas Health Care Worker On Duty Reindeer Nurse Shirt

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Aussie here. I live down south in urban Melbourne, so snakes don't roam around my house. Family has a holiday house in Queensland and we often go there. Few years ago, we went up there. We went for a bike ride on a dirt track next to some woods and kid you not, there was a 2 meter python looking at us as we were riding past. 100% it would've attacked us if we were walking. We almost ran it over too. Buy it:  Perfect Christmas Health Care Worker On Duty Reindeer Nurse Shirt

Awesome Christmas Home Health Aide On Duty Reindeer Nurse Shirt

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I was at a restaurant located in a strip mall once, just casually eating an appetizer with a family member. It was before the dinner rush, so it was pretty empty. All of a sudden the manager walks up and says that she is very sorry, but that we all have to evacuate the building. Apparently the dentist's office next door had a chemical spill and toxic fumes were wafting through the joint air ducts. We were right by a vent. Buy it:  Awesome Christmas Home Health Aide On Duty Reindeer Nurse Shirt

Awesome Christmas Medical Assistant On Duty Reindeer Nurse Shirt

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Anyway, one day me and my father decide to go to the beach to do some fishing,(my dad is an avid fisherman). As we were walking to the beach we tried to go down a side road between some buildings. But there were two men standing in the road blocking the path. One of them was armed with a 12g shotgun. We just walked away and found a different path. IIRC the beaches are all public property and it is illegal to stop people from accessing the beach. Buy it:  Awesome Christmas Medical Assistant On Duty Reindeer Nurse Shirt

Pretty Christmas Patient Care Tech On Duty Reindeer Nurse Shirt

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Walked into my apartment after work one day thinking it smelled a bit like gas. Turned out that the estate agents had asked a tradesman to check boiler, stove etc. as part of routine maintenance and the guy had left the gas hob running all day. Anyway, one day me and my father decide to go to the beach to do some fishing,(my dad is an avid fisherman). As we were walking to the beach we tried to go down a side road between some buildings. But there were two men standing in the road blocking the path. One of them was armed with a 12g shotgun. We just walked away and found a different path. Buy it:  Pretty Christmas Patient Care Tech On Duty Reindeer Nurse Shirt

Pretty Christmas Pharmacy Tech On Duty Reindeer Nurse Classic Shirt

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Come to find out later that the very next day, on one of the streets which intersected the very one we were on, a man snapped and just started stabbing people. Two people died, as far as I know, and others were injured. He had a showdown with police, who ended up shooting and killing him on scene. Don't want to know what would have happened if we had decided to go out one day later than we did... Buy it:  Pretty Christmas Pharmacy Tech On Duty Reindeer Nurse Classic Shirt

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Last year my mum and I had a few days off from work and decided to spend one of them in the next town over, go to our favourite restaurant and do some shopping. We go there all the time, always this one specific street, and it's become a bit of a tradition when we want to spend some time together and have a fun day out. So we go, no problem, poke around in the shops and have some lunch and after a few hours make our way back home. Buy it:  Funny Christmas Radiologic Technologist On Duty Reindeer Nurse Classic Shirt

Original Stephen King Friends Signature Shirt

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Again this was a very normal way to go) had not gone off when they drove on it or the pressure was released by the front tire, but only when the back passenger tire released it. My brother had such bad brain injury from the blast and being ejected from the vehicle that he didn't even realize anything had gone wrong and wasn't sure why he was in the hospital. He asked so many questions and was so lost. Two men died that day, and I thank god every day it was not my brother. Around my parts, we don't have to worry much about animal attacks or snake bites because we all have level heads and leave them alone. Buy it:  Original Stephen King Friends Signature Shirt

HotThick Thighs And Good Vibes Shirt

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My brother was a driver of some different vehicles, and him and a crew of guys had been driving around on a very routine, and very normal task of sorts. According to him, they were transporting weapons to bring to an area where they could train the Afghanistan police how to use them. Suddenly the back half of the truck is completely f*ucking gone. Scattered everywhere, along with the people. By some freak accident, the mine that they had driven over (which had never been there before. Buy it:  Hot Thick Thighs And Good Vibes Shirt

Hot Tradesmen Remember Cash Is Tax Free Shirt

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My brother was stationed in Afghanistan in the 2000s. I was little, but coming from a military family, I knew what that meant. I watched the news every. single. day. Waiting for something to happen. Many bad things were reported, but they were never my brother, thank god. One day though, we get a letter in the mail. It said my brother was being honorably discharged with a medal of some sort, and said he could return home within about six months. It was like one of those scenes from a movie where my mom cried and everyone celebrated, not even thinking about why the hell it happened. Buy it:  Hot Tradesmen Remember Cash Is Tax Free Shirt

Original Tread On Me Shirt

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As a kid I went abroad. I was playing on the beach near some big rocks. The rocks were in fact concrete things that stretched out into the water (not sure what purpose). Anyway, dumb little me decided to 'hop' from one rock to the other, except each time the next rock was lower than the last so getting back was twice as difficult. Oh, and the rocks were slippery and sharp and the surrounding water was filled with sea anemones, booming waves and I was practically out of sight of my parents. Buy it:  Original Tread On Me Shirt

Nice You Taught Me Many Things In Life Except How To Get Through Life Without You I Miss You Mom Shirt

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I was flying back to the US and had a layover in Riyadh. When I got home I saw where Yemen had fired multiple missiles over Riyadh and they had to use their iron dome the day after I was just there to shoot them down. Crazy thing is I work for the US Gov and my itinerary didn’t have Saudi Arabia as a stop except in tiny letters stating if refueling was needed. It would have never been approved if the approving officials would have seen that. My wife was horrified. I was like oh my. I never told any of my superiors about it and I never will. Buy it:  Nice You Taught Me Many Things In Life Except How To Get Through Life Without You I Miss You Mom Shirt

NiceTrucker Your Dad My Dad Shirt

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We still aren't sure what happened. Apparently, I went missing for about 24 hours. Friends couldn't find me. The theory is that since I have epilepsy, that I had a seizure then wandered off in my fugue state and just went to sleep. The trail wasn't long or very bushy so her parents thought i wandered off to go party. Or that i was kidnapped. I ended up with just a few scratches. Much less than usually happens during one of my seizures. I also apparently spent the whole time outside in nature with nothing on except some shorts and a tank top.  Buy it:  Nice Trucker Your Dad My Dad Shirt

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I dunno man you gotta be really careful who you hang out with. We were all like 18 and it just feels like you’re dumb teenagers smokin weed, like nothing is that serious, but this guy was an actual psychopath. Really glad I stopped hanging out with him when I did. Those people can be really hard to get out of your life once they’re in it Anyway, one day we go to visit something she called the 'giant's chair'. It was us two plus another girl. They had gotten ahead of me and went around a bend. Next thing I know, I wake up in a meadow. I wandered around until I found a building and ask to use their phone. I call my friend's landline. This was before cell phones were common. Her parents started yelling at me. Buy it:  Hot You Don’t Stop Hiking When You Get Old You Get Old When You Stop Hiking Shirt

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Eventually I just stopped chilling with that group because I didn’t like who I was, and always felt like shit after hanging with them.Fast forward about a year or two and one of my friends who also knew the sketchy guy sent me a news article with the guy’s picture. I couldn’t believe what I was reading. He had been arrested for fucking kidnapping some 20 something year old in his own apartment, kept him tied up for days, sexually assaulted him, starved him, and beat him. This psycho was in my fucking house, around my family, if I had gotten on his bad side in any way....  Buy it:  Hot Touch My Cup Of Tea I Will Slap You So Hard Even Google Won’t Be Able To Find You Shirt

Original The Voices In My Head Keep Telling Me To Go To France Shirt

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I probably would have at least busted my head open.When I was in high school I did a lot of drugs and hung out with bad people from surrounding towns. For about a year I hung out with this group of people and we just drove around smoking weed and hanging at different peoples houses. There was this one kid that definitely had something off about him. He talked about women in a weird way, he told us he took steroids which wasn’t hard to believe because he was jacked for a high schooler, and he was always was trying to rob people to get free weed or lsd. He seemed like he would have your back though, like if anyone messed with you he would beat the shit out of them, he was the kinda guy you were glad was on your side and not against you. Buy it:  Original The Voices In My Head Keep Telling Me To Go To France Shirt

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I didn't really think about it until later that evening (he gave me the wrong directions, so instead of changing trains at the station I thought I should, I tried to change trains at the place he told me and found out that the two stations, one for the privately owned JR trains and one for the local line, were not connected. I found a map on the wall that said it was nearby and ended up in the middle of nowhere in the woods only to come across this adorable little wooden train station.) But once I got back and got my mind off the interview and the little train station in the forest, I realized that I definitely could have hurt myself badly or even died on those steps if the staff member hadn't caught me. The stairs were very steep and very hard with sharp edges.  Buy it:  Top Some Girls Love Tattoos And Drink Too Much It’s Me I’m Some Girls Shirt

Awesome Run Now Wine Later Shirt

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At that point, I wasn't too used to wearing heels, and as we were looking at the map, I misstepped, only putting about half of my foot on the next stair, so as I lifted my other foot, I lost my balance. I was much closer to his side of the railing than I was to the one on the other side, but I couldn't reach either, and I had completely lost my balance. I fell backward, and luckily the staff member I was with, caught my arm and pulled me back up. Buy it:  Awesome Run Now Wine Later Shirt

Awesome Rock Out With Your Locs Out Shirt

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So, after the interview, I walked to the train station with the staff member, and this station had a long, steep set of concrete stairs with sharp edges leading upward. It was wide enough that you can stand in the middle and not be able to touch the railings. We were discussing how the interview went, and I had my paper map of the trains in Tokyo and Chiba Prefecture out, and he was showing me which trains to take to get back to my dorm. He was on the side near the railing, while I was more in the middle of the stairwell. I was wearing high heels, because I needed to look nice the for the interview.  Buy it:  Awesome Rock Out With Your Locs Out Shirt

Awesome I’m A Pilot Yes I Look Down On You Shirt

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I guess this doesn't technically fit, but I studied abroad in Japan when I was in college. The study abroad organization I was with has a program where they'll find you a place to volunteer at for a kind of participant-observation experience, so you could choose business, art, non-profit, whatever, and they'd set up an interview for you. I met one of the staff members at a non-profit they had found that gives out meals to homeless and poor people. Buy it:  Awesome I’m A Pilot Yes I Look Down On You Shirt

Perfect If You Can’t Say Something Nice Say It In Norwegian Shirt

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I have had a few, but the one that comes to mind was when I was in Brazil a couple of years ago, and a giant anteater walked up to me in a camp and kept sniffing on me and circling. The locals all went inside except for my guide and the guy who owned the property. My guide just said "don't move suddenly, he will go away soon" and then the other guy said, in Portuguese "one sawed a cow in half a couple of weeks ago, I bet this is the same". They didn't know that I spent a couple of years casually studying Brazilian Portuguese prior to this trip. I still am not very good at the language, but ironically, I understood that. Giant anteaters are known to rear up and attack things with their front claws, but I didn't realize how dangerous they could be until I read up on them after the encounter. He walked off after a minute or so. Buy it:  Perfect If You Can’t Say Something Nice Say It In Norwegian Shirt

Perfect Happiness Is Being Married To Someone Dutch Shirt

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Had one of my dumbass soldiers forget his sunglasses on the way off base. We were just doing a quick trip to the green zone in Baghdad that we've done 1000 times before. That turned out to be the day they blew up three tractor-trailers full of ANFO all around the city. One of them was right where we should have been at that time. If I recall correctly it was over 300 people (civilians) killed that day it was honestly the most horrific and humbling thing I've ever seen. Buy it:  Perfect Happiness Is Being Married To Someone Dutch Shirt

Nice Abraham Lincoln Trump Comparison Funny Debate Shirt

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Was delivering packages in a neighborhood and pulled up to a house and brought the food to the door. Rang the bell and while waiting looked around and saw my car silently rolling through a yard towards the front of a house. Sprinted, jumped in the car and stopped it just a few feet from contact. After reparking and calming down went back to the house and the guy was like, "hey did you just ring the bell? I heard it an nobody was here" Literally every action I take can have serious consequences. I have Moderate Haemophilia B, so I literally can't get injured or else it's a week in hospital. Buy it:  Nice Abraham Lincoln Trump Comparison Funny Debate Shirt

Nice All Talk And No Action Donald Trump Presidential Debate 2020 Shirt

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Was driving home from my then gf's (now wife's) house, waiting to turn at a red light on a completely empty street. Light turns green, i look both ways to make sure, start to go, stop for no earthly reason (I believe it was the man upstairs, but call it what you want) since I never double check on that road at that time (approx. 2am). Some douchecanoe without his lights on flys by at easily 90 mph. If I hadn't stopped i would have been nailed right in my driver's door and died. I was also at a Wendy's when a police shootout after a high speed chase broke out across the road, a few of the cars in the parking lot were hit by stray bullets, watched the two guys shooting at the cops get shot, one in the head, one took several to the chest and stomach. Buy it:  Nice All Talk And No Action Donald Trump Presidential Debate 2020 Shirt

Perfect Byedon You Are Not Abraham Lincoln Debate 2020 Shirt

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I was in jr high and over at a friends house. He had a dirt bike track with fairly large jumps. I got on the back of his four wheeler (neither of us wearing helmets) and we went around the track. He started driving more erratically, just being dumb kids. The quad ended up rocking over to the side at one point only balancing on 2 wheels. If that thing would’ve rolled I’m sure one of us would have died or at least had brain damage.That happened to me too once, the whole 2 wheels thing. Except my friend had a "track" in her field, a lot of this track was on their property line where there's barbwire and electric fence... That's what we were teetering on 2 weels next to. Just no thanks! Buy it:  Perfect Byedon You Are Not Abraham Lincoln Debate 2020 Shirt

Cool Donald Trump 2020 Election Maga Vintage Style Novelty Shirt

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And so I did that one night, accepted a lift from bouncer, got some greasy food, he offered to go eat it someplace else he knew, I was tired but felt it was the polite thing to do since he was driving and seemed excited about it. Took me in the middle of nowhere, on the Riverside, not a light, not a soul. Vibes started getting chilly but ignored it, uncomfortably ate my food, exchange plesantries, while inside my discomfort would grow and grow, eventually I said I needed to go. More weird vibes, got in the car, got back home still uneasy but I think nothing of it, I decide I was being paranoid. Buy it:  Cool Donald Trump 2020 Election Maga Vintage Style Novelty Shirt

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One day, had a real bad day, amd found out I was going to have to stay at my work another 8 hours waiting for my ride because he "didn't want to just pick me up, he wanted to pick up me and his wife that he had literally just dropped off for work". (We lived on the same property. He was just being an ahole.) Anyways. The job was a truck stop. I was in the back, having a cig, and this hippy bus pulled up. A bunch of guys came out. Asked for a cig, I refused. (Usually would have said yes, but I had 3 to last me 8 hours). They asked to use my lighter. Being nice, I said sure. Buy it:  Pretty Donald Trump Speaking You’re All Talk No Action Quotes Shirt

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Me and my sisters chasing my brother down when he walked out the apt pass our sleeping father, mother was at work. Found him at pool and I got pushed in to the deep part ( 5 ft compared to my less than 4 at the time). I nearly drowned and I just now realize if I had been the only one to follow him like I initially planned I would not be here typing this today. Neighbors just watched the 4 unsupervised children run around the pool. Didn’t come out when I was pushed in. Just watched from their windows. When I was younger, I was what you would call an "irresponsible pot head". (Meaning I would smoke with strangers at times.) Buy it:  Pretty Its About Your Family Joe Biden Democrat 2020 Shirt

Original Melania Trump First Lady Of The United States Vintage Retro Shirt

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I was driving down a highway one time where the speed limit was 70mph. I had out my phone down in the console, and for some reason when I breaked, my phone slid onto the floor in front of the passenger’a seat. I needed the directions from my phone, so I started to slowly reach my right hand across the console while also keeping my left hand on the wheel and my foot on the break in case something happens. I’m not sure what happened but I gave myself a final “push” to get my phone and I realized my chest hit the stick forward and my car was now making a funny noise. I got super stressed out and realized that my break and accelerator were not working. I then realized that I put the car into neutral because I had stepped on the breaks when I gave myself that final push and I quickly put it back into drive. Buy it:  Original Melania Trump First Lady Of The United States Vintage Retro Shirt

Funny Melania Trump First Lady Of The United States Vintage Retro Shirt

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6 months later my Mom pulls me aside and asks me if anything strange had happened the weekend my sister brought her boyfriend home. I told her about th jiggling of door knob and how weird he was and her face goes white. Apparently the police busted down his door the pervious day, taking all of his computers and placed him in jail with an extremely high bond for the production and selling of CP, with 10-14 year old girls. Two of which were daughters of women he’d previously dated right before my sister. This happened about 15 years ago, he is now serving a life sentence thank god. Buy it:  Funny Melania Trump First Lady Of The United States Vintage Retro Shirt

Awesome Trump Is Pathetic Shirt

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The next morning my friends get picked up by their parents and my sister and her BF back up to leave to go home because my parents were headed back the day. Everyone leaves, I don’t think of or mention the occurrence again to anyone except my friends and even then we all agree it was creepy but move on because he doesn’t live here. Finally we start getting tired around 2/3AM and decide to go to bed. Since we’d agreed my sisters BF was weird, I decide to lock the door to the Rec room before we go to sleep. Around 4 AM, we all wake up to sound the door handle jiggling quietly. This goes on off and on for about 30 minutes, all of us sitting up staring at it and each other. Finally it stops, we all go to bed. Buy it:  Awesome Trump Is Pathetic Shirt

Perfect President Trump’s Password Maga2020 Shirt

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This was when YouTube and internet videos had just begun to get popular, so I knew they existed but it was not as common. Her boyfriend had brought his laptop with him and spent relatively the whole weekend watching YouTube videos and trying to show them to me, for which I was completely uninterested. He gave me a weird vibe but having quite a few hard core computer nerds in my family, I passed it off as such. When I was 13 my parents went up north for NYE weekend while my older sister sister (20’s) came up to stay with me for the weekend. She brought along her new boyfriend who none of us had ever met. Buy it:  Perfect President Trump’s Password Maga2020 Shirt

Top Ugly Christmas Hangin With My Gnomies Shirt

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I've heard various stories like this one. The one that stood out to me the most is my aunt's friend was driving through New England and decided to take a lesser taken road. It was close to sunset and he's going through these woods like you would any road. He comes around this one bend in the road and sees this car just stopped in the road, kind of off to the side with the horn blaring. There was someone passed out on the steering wheel. He wanted to stop and help, but something just kept tingling up his spine. He slowed to get next to the car but something inside him made him book it. In his rear view mirror, he saw a large group of people are staring at his car as he drove away, including the guy the that was at wheel. Buy it:  Top Ugly Christmas Hangin With My Gnomies Shirt

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Years ago I read an answer on a thread with this question, about a guy who was riding with his truck driver father as a child; they were in the middle of nowhere and they were coming up on a person laying in the road with no one else around, no cars, etc. His dad blew the horn, they didn’t move, he blew it again as he got closer, they didn’t move, he told his son to put his head down and cover his eyes and he ran the person over. When they looked back a bunch of people who were previously hiding were running out of the woods and the gist was that his dad knew it was a setup for a robbery or worse and wasn’t chancing it with his child in the car. Buy it:  Awesome Ugly Christmas 2020 The One Where We Were Quarantined Light Face Mask Shirt

Hot I Just Wanna Watch Christmas Movie All Day Shirt

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Well, I was driving out to this customer one Fall afternoon. Had been driving for a :very: long time without seeing a single car drive towards me. Finally drive past the abandoned houses and there's 1 old lady in her front yard pushing an old manual grass cutter, but she stops in her tracks as I drive towards her. I took it as a sign I was speeding or something and slow down. I take a quick glance in my rear view mirror after passing by and she was staring straight at me. She dropped the grass cutter and turned 180* to do this... It was just very odd and definitly set off my spidey sense. Never saw her again or anyone else on that route by those houses in the 10 months I drove it. Buy it:  Hot I Just Wanna Watch Christmas Movie All Day Shirt

Original Eat Sleep Teach Tiny Humans Repeat Shirt

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Used to do deliveries, not actually a truck driver, though. I used to have this regular that was out in the boondocks, 25m+ out of the way of civilisation and smack dab in the middle of two large towns. I would drive this route maybe once a month, and would always pass at least 1 car driving towards me due to the sheer length of the drive. There was a small group of old houses on this route that were really broken down and I had never seen anyone around them in 6+ months of driving the route. Always assumed they were vacant because they didn't look livable. Buy it:  Original Eat Sleep Teach Tiny Humans Repeat Shirt

Good I Want A Turtle For Christmas Shirt

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Every so often I think I see something out the window and beside me. Just a glimpse of movement. When I Iook though I dont catch it. Finally on about the third time I whip my head around and this time I recognize its a huge black wolf following alongside my truck just off the highway. I only saw it for a few seconds before I had to focus back on the road but it was absolutely lovely yet unsettling.As a Washingtonian I can confirm that the long stretches of plains can be creepy as fuck at night. Also the woods around here are thick as hell lots places things could hide. Buy it:  Good I Want A Turtle For Christmas Shirt

Perfect Emma And Kathy Besties Forever Christmas Shirt

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Anyways as I was pointing the camera left and right, lighting my path to make sure I dont step on a snake, all of a sudden 2 glowy eyes! I had never seen a wolf's eyes glowing on the dark before and seeing this for the first time was just a whole new "shit my pants" category for me. I froze solid thinking that this was it for me. Now, someone some where told me that dogs can "smell" fear so If you think and act like an alpha, they won't fuck with you. So I thought maybe I should do the same and kept walking. For some reason the wolf ignored my ass and I was like I'm definitely gonna run into the pack, but thankfully didn't. Buy it:  Perfect Emma And Kathy Besties Forever Christmas Shirt

Awesome Beautiful Endsars Shirt

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Not long ago I got lost in a national park that I was visiting for the first time. I was hiking and went too far in. Around 9pm it was an abyss. Thankfully it was clear sky and bright full moon which helped me figure out the landscape. I was using phone's flash light, and was carrying a DSLR camera with external flash. The phone died so I had to use the camera's focus assist beam to light my path, and strobe-test the flash hoping a ranger would see it and come pick me up. Buy it:  Awesome Beautiful Endsars Shirt

Pretty Love If Only I Could Mute Stupid People In Real Life Shirt

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I was living in my car for a time and had a missing window that I patched with a trash bag. I was asleep in the back, and then woke up to hear someone tapping the windows and trying the doors. I hoped and prayed for them to leave and things got quiet. Then the fucking junkie ripped off the trash bag, tried to climb in, and got the ever loving fuck stomped out of his head against the door frame. He ran off into the night, I wiped up the blood, repatched the window, drove to a different town to park, and didn't catch any sleep for days. Buy it:  Pretty Love If Only I Could Mute Stupid People In Real Life Shirt

Funny It’s Beginning To Look A Lot Like Christmas Shirt

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Then suddenly it stops. A few moments where I can only hear myself breathing and my heart pounding before I hear another truck approach and then drive by. I spent the next few hours waiting for whatever it was to come back but it never did. In the morning I couldn't find any footprints or damage to my truck but on every window were tiny human looking handprints, like a toddler had licked their hand and stuck it to my window over and over. Buy it:  Funny It’s Beginning To Look A Lot Like Christmas Shirt

Original I’m On My Cat’s Naughty List And I Regret Nothing Christmas Shirt

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After laying back down and convincing myself that something blew against the truck and it only sounded like the doors (it was fairly windy outside and a lot of flat ground) I hear what sounds like someone trying to pry open the vents on the sleeper. The door handles start clicking again and the truck starts shifting like someone is climbing on it. I hit the little alarm button in the sleeper hoping to spook them off but it does nothing but add to the noise of door handles, fingers tapping on windows and chassis, and the hiss of air coming out of the suspension. Buy it:  Original I’m On My Cat’s Naughty List And I Regret Nothing Christmas Shirt

Pretty Nonno Shark Doo Doo Doo Vintage Fathers Day Shirt

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After roughly an hour I hear someone try to open the drivers side door. I haven't heard any vehicles on the road the whole time I'm parked but I get up to peek out the curtains. As I'm looking out into the blackness of the drivers side window I hear them try the passenger side door. I peek down from the top of the curtain but can't see anything so I start the truck and kick on the lights.I'm fairly freaked out at this point so I'm still not opening the curtains but peeking through gaps. Nothing, nobody is standing near either of my doors or parked within sight line. I take a deep breath and close the sleeper curtains too, because for some reason that's going to make things better right? Buy it:  Pretty Nonno Shark Doo Doo Doo Vintage Fathers Day Shirt

Pretty I'm The Grandma Witch Shirt

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This reminds me of my home town, which is coincidentally also a small town in Illinois. About 8 years ago, they installed about 20 mannequins throughout our downtown dressed like characters from 'A Christmas Carol'.The mannequins line the street in winter and are supposed to give off a cheery vibe. However, their lackluster artistic stylings coupled with nearly a decade of neglect has created essentially a promenade of what looks like burn victims frozen in time with a never ending expression of horror on their face. Buy it:  Pretty I'm The Grandma Witch Shirt

FunnyI Hate Hallowween And Halloween And People Vintage Shirt

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Not a truck driver, but I have one weird story from when I was a kid. My parents always took us on long road trips every summer and my dad liked to take meandering routes through rural towns to see all the tourist traps. One trip, we passed through a little town in Illinois, the kind you miss if you sneeze. This one had mannequins. Every house and business was only populated by mannequins. I don’t remember seeing any people. Everything looked maintained and clean, so someone was at least caring for the place. There weren’t any signs or anything indicating it was for tourists. Just a convenience store/bait shop with a sign reading “Eat here. Get worms” Buy it:  FunnyI Hate Hallowween And Halloween And People Vintage Shirt

Nice Just A Nurse Who Easily Distracted By Scrapbooking Shirt

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One night I pulled up to sleep let the engine run cold for ten minutes then tried to sleep. I woke up to noises, not voices but some sort of order to the noises and the whole cab of the truck was shaking. I looked in the mirror and saw shadows around the vehicle, I turned the truck on and every single light attached to the thing and hastily continued my run to the port. This is a big cab would have taken a lot to move it. Buy it:  Nice Just A Nurse Who Easily Distracted By Scrapbooking Shirt