Always Chingona Sometimes Cabrona But Never Your Pendeja T-Shirt

We thank you for your booty hole, killer. Why the fuck weren't you at PT today? You turn a nasty fat piece of twinkie sucking shit on me? Christ you smell like Crisco. I bet if I squeezed your head right now it'd pop like the fat blister you are and the runoff would wax my boots for the next 20 years. Get back in formation, tuna. I don't want to see your fucking face. Tomorrow morning I'm going to make sure you die. You're going to sweat out every piece of pizza you will ever have for the rest of your life.

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